Punishment Jokes

What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

What's a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded

Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing

Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.