Orphan's Suspension

The humor in this joke comes from the fact that an orphan doesn't have a home to go to, so being suspended and 'having to go home' is absurd. It plays on the listener's expectations of a normal family situation versus the reality of an orphan's life.

• Orphan
• School
• Orphanage
• Sadness
• Cry
• Home

• The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one. The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
• An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
• I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
• What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?