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Taylor Swift

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Parent

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Suicide

A still from a movie shows a man holding a gun to another man's head, with the text above the image reading, "The punishment for trying to commit suicide in North Korea is death." The man holding the gun is labeled, "North Korean govt." and the man with the gun to his head is labeled, "North Korean citizen." The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Drop the gun... or else, I'll shoot."

Duolingo

A hand is holding a pager-like device. The screen shows a notification from the Duolingo app, featuring the Duolingo owl, with the text "Look like you missed your Hebrew lesson again. You know what happens now!"

Hell

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Communist

Kill the commies

A muscular Spongebob character, seemingly from a video game, stands in front of a building. A speech bubble above him says: "Patrick you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins."

Friend

The image shows a text overlay on an image of a primate. The text reads, "Teacher: 'NEXT PERSON WHO LAUGHS GETTING SUSPENDED' Me: *looks at my friends face*"

DM

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

America

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

Sentence

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Shrek

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

Murder

Kid

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Gulag

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

Homework

Still from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the text "Me when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework. You know the rules, it's time to die."

Dog

Two cartoon dogs are shown. The dog on the left is holding a stick and is about to hit the dog on the right. The image contains the text 'Go to horny jail' and '*BONK*'.

Tanjiro

Meme:

An image shows the left side of an Uno card with the text "PRONOUNCE 'TANJIRO' CORRECTLY OR draw 25" on it. The right side shows a person at a table holding playing cards and wearing an Inosuke mask from the anime Demon Slayer.

Classroom

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Question

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Testicle

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.

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