Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
