Punishment Jokes

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

Why did the bum get a slap ?

Because it was being to cheeky

chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?

My dick.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...

The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".