Punch

Punch Jokes

Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

little william punched little johnny in the face. then little johnny says if u do that again im gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice.

Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

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It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”