Jab

Jab jokes

Student

    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

    Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.

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    • Response

    • How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

    Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

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    • Community talk

    • Does the burden of how I write of us hurt? Is it just so that the Sayo Nara hurts? Or do you refuse to acknowledge that I was right. I understand I was wrongful yet too. I hate you, but I want you to hold me dear as a friend, for me and you. God, I hate this feeling of drowning in it. This friendship is losing the bond. Every jab feels like an insult now.

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