Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Orphans vs Punching Bags
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. The joke is that orphans and punching bags are similar because they both get hit. But punching bags are still wanted, implying orphans are not. I am starting to think you might be an orphan, because you are clearly not wanted.