Punch Jokes

when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;

If you're bored punch a orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents

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What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser

search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it

Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn't see it coming

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Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤

My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.

I puched my mom for no fraking reason

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Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.