Wrestler jokes
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
John Cena.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.
News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestler's legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip.”
The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip.”
Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”
With heavy breath, John told him, “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”
“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified.”
“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls.”
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Tyson?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.