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What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
