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Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.
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What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
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You can slap,punch,knock out a Orphan,what will they do they dont have parents-
what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
Today there was a line to punch me. Yeah that was the PUNCH LINE.
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of achors so I punched him in the teeth
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
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My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
