Punch jokes

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

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I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!