If you're bored punch a orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
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My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.
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when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me
i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
