Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
