Acceptance jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

People: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Challenge accepted.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

Like if you're gay.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!