Introspection

Introspection Jokes

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Grandfather

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Butt

    Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

    Look

    If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.