Introspection jokes
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
Look in the mirror.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I looked in the mirror.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
Community talk
At this point I’m losing faith- not in humanity but in myself
who am I
I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alr… Read more