Introspection

Introspection Jokes

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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