Introspection

Introspection jokes

Life

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There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Mirror

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Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Grandfather

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Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Butt

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    Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

    Look

    If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

    Depression

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    My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Man

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    If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

    If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

    If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

    Community talk

    I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alr… Read more