Introspection

Introspection jokes

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

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Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Grandfather

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Butt

    Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

    Look

    If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

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    I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alr… Read more

    Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more

    Gonna raise up a tall glass Tonight as we look back Back on all the life that we lived through Yeah, the things that we drink to Roads that we choose, friends that we make Turns that we miss and the hearts that we break The words that we say and the ones that we don't Lines that we cross and the ones that we won't Tears that we cried, the dreams that we dreamed Stars that burnt out and the stars that we reached The pictures we take, the stories they tell And the moments we keep for ourselves