Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Hey, dummy! You ever heard of emo people? They're all sad and stuff, right? So, the joke is saying that emo jokes aren't funny because they hit too close to home, like cutting yourself, which emo people are known for. Get it now, blockhead?