Psychology jokes
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.