Psychology jokes
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 š¦¶ taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."