Psychology jokes

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

How do you help a constipated person?

You scare the shit out of them!

If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

So they can be wanted for once.

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.