Psychology jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.