Psychology jokes
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.