What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
