Psychology jokes
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.