What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Who am I?
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
