Psychology jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.