Psychology jokes
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Who am I?
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!