There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, slowpoke! This joke is about emo kids, right? And how they, uh, express themselves... with cutting. The joke is that cutting "up and down" is more "efficient". It's funny 'cause it's messed up to think about self-harm like it's some kinda chore. Plus, you probably have no clue what "emo" even means, do you? Back in the day, they were known for emotional and angsty music and style. Bet you listen to elevator music!
Annaroe
Horizontal for attention Vertical for results
killerNotz
Thanks for the advice!!!!!!
someone
hi
Anonymous
ok, this is actually really helpful. I've always felt bad or like I'm doing it wrong bc I cut vertically, so thanks for this