Psychology jokes
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Who am I?
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"