A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
