Product jokes
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Meme for today
The breeze mmmm smells good
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.
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Community talk
I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for w… Read more
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