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✨Jassy✨

OOF

The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."

Anonymous

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

✨Jassy✨

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

Heroin Monkey

A map of Italy is shown with a very long boot photoshopped onto the peninsula. The text reads: "why tf y'all say Italy looks like a boot it'd be so long" with a crying-laughing emoji.

Unimportant Intelligence

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A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Heroin Monkey

A slightly desaturated image shows a pair of khaki pants with the text "finally found some pants in my size" over them.

Wade

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

Wade

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Heroin Monkey

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

AG3.0

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Willy b

A digitally altered image shows a small person in a suit standing among larger people. Text at the bottom reads, "Neat."

Wade

Robin v Robin

The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a hand holding three large caliber bullets with blue tips. The text on the box behind it reads: "RATSHOT, 50 BMG, 10 COUNT. FOR RODENTS OF EQUAL SIZE". Below this is a picture showing a man in blue with a glow that reads "50 BMG Ratshot", facing another glowing figure that reads "Rat"

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