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Size Memes

Quiet Kid

OOF

The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."

NASA

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

American

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Russia

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Perspective

An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".

Cap

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Brother

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

Clothing

A slightly desaturated image shows a pair of khaki pants with the text "finally found some pants in my size" over them.

Digit

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Boot

A map of Italy is shown with a very long boot photoshopped onto the peninsula. The text reads: "why tf y'all say Italy looks like a boot it'd be so long" with a crying-laughing emoji.

Robot

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Rodent

The image shows a hand holding three large caliber bullets with blue tips. The text on the box behind it reads: "RATSHOT, 50 BMG, 10 COUNT. FOR RODENTS OF EQUAL SIZE". Below this is a picture showing a man in blue with a glow that reads "50 BMG Ratshot", facing another glowing figure that reads "Rat"

Nose

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Abortion

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Unicorn

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

Sun

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Cocaine

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Hand

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Perspective

A digitally altered image shows a small person in a suit standing among larger people. Text at the bottom reads, "Neat."

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