Johnson's Baby Shampoo as Lube

The joke plays on the double meaning of 'no more tears.' Johnson's baby shampoo is known for its tear-free formula, which is gentle on eyes. In the context of anal sex, 'no more tears' refers to the absence of pain or discomfort during the act. The humor comes from the unexpected and somewhat crude application of a gentle product to a sexual context.

• Baby shampoo
• Lubricant
• Sex
• Anal Sex
• Baby
• Intimacy

• Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex? No more tears.
• What do you do when a baby starts to cry? You use more lube.
• What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
• What do you get when you cross jokes and cum? CUMedy.