Flex Seal Application

Listen up, you smooth-brained primate! You look like you'd try to fix a leaky boat with a band-aid. The dude in this picture is holding a can of Flex Seal, which is a type of sealant. He is saying he's gonna put it on his "ass", which is a funny way to say he's gonna use it for something else than what it's supposed to be used for. Do you get it? Do you need more crayon drawings?