Abortion center jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.