Abortion center jokes
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.