Abortion center

Abortion center jokes

Round

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

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  • Abortion

    Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

    Delivery

    Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

    Fetus

    What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

    They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

    Dark Humor

    Do you have dark humor?

    Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

    Incest

    When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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  • Miscarriage

    What starts with M and ends with arriage?

    Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

    Neither does the child.

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  • Choice

    Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

    People

    Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Orphanage

    Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

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  • Orphan

    So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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  • HIV

    Me: spreading positivity.

    Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

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  • Orphan

    I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

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  • Abortion clinic

    What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

    Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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