Abortion center jokes

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.