Gatorade jokes

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.