Gatorade jokes

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.

Gallons (DYM 113).

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.