Gatorade jokes

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.