Problem jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.