Take it Home

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. This joke is funny because the dude tells the orphan to take the bat 'home'. Get it? But the orphan ain't got no home, because he is a gosh darn orphan. You probably don't know what that is because you're probably some kid living in his mom's basement playing video games all day.

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i totally made this joke up