Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Alright listen up, chucklenuts. The joke is that orphans don't HAVE a home to go to, so when the baseball coach tells them to "go home", they are confused because where the heck are they supposed to go? You probably didn't know this but 153 million children worldwide are orphans, and you, my friend, are probably one of them.