Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Orphan Video Game Problem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about orphans, who, bless their hearts, don't have parents. See, lots of video games need a parent's email to let you play. Since orphans don't have parents, they can't get that email. Get it now? You're such a silly goose!