Compromise jokes
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Hm, free food
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Community talk
As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more