
Problem jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
