Problem jokes

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Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.