Tongue

Anonymous

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…

Puns

John Doe

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

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Difference

Stripper Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Alzheimers

Anonymous

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

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Girl

Wildcat8760

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

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Problem

Anonymous

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.

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Shoulder

Levi

What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

Emo

yeetme

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

Period

Joe Ace

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

Puns

Anonymous

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.

Jesus

IAmDaemon

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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Light

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Priest

Anonymous

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?

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War

Anonymous

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Wait

Anonymous

Screw anima!

oh wait, that called hentai.

Light

Ay ish u boi uh skinny p

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

Table

ITSMINE

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

Light

John Wood

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside

Emo

Mrs light chocolate

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Darkness

Stevie Wonder

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

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