The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside
I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!