I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What did the screw say to the screw, We sure screwed things up
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
