How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don’t even got a home
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
none, because they all cry in the dark
What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.