Dinosaur Clapping Problem

This is a simple play on words. Dinosaurs can't clap because they are extinct. It's a dark twist on a common question.

• Dinosaur
• Clap
• Applause
• Extinction
• Paleontology
• Prehistoric

• Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
• Why can't the T-Rex cross the road? Because he's extinct.
• Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas? Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
• Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize? Because it's dead.