Problem jokes
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
How to stop bullying?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.