Ebay jokes

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!