Ebay

Ebay jokes

Lighter

  • Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

    Wheelchair

  • One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

    My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

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  • Johnny Depp

  • Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

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  • Red Dot

  • I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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