Ebay

Ebay Jokes

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Son

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Memes

Wheelchair

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Life

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Mum

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Lighter

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Wheelchair

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.