Ebay jokes

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.