President jokes
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Trump, must I say more?
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"