President jokes
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…
…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Hillary for president.
When is Donald Trump?
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.