President jokes

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

ememe

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Biden... get it?

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Biden did 9/10.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

The last two presidents of the US.