Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Biden... get it?
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
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I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Biden did 9/10.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Trump is ass.
The last two presidents of the US.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
