President jokes
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Trump, just why?
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
ememe
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Biden... get it?
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Trump is ass.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
The last two presidents of the US.