President

President jokes

Politics

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

Pirate

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

Memes

President memes

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Trump

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

String

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Sentence

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Dime

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

World

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

Shot

Charlie Kirk

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.