President jokes
Joe Biden
Trump is ass.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.