President

President Jokes

Pirate

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Trump

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Sentence

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

String

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Dime

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

World

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

Ford

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?