President

President jokes

Parachute

    • The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.

    The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."

    One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.

    Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."

    "I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."

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    • Pedophile

    • Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

    When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

    His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

    Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

    10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

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    • Money

    • Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

    Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

    Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

    Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

    Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

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    • Superman

    • Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"

    Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"

    Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"

    Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"

    "I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."

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    • Trump

    • My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

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    • Charlie Kirk

    • President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

    That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

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    • USA

    • The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.

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    • Spy

    • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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