President

President Jokes

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

American

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Ford

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Obama

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Spy

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Joe Biden

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

John F. Kennedy

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Comment

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Woman

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Politics

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

America

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.