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Cahyani Ambara

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Mr. CheezFartz

I like mine's extra cheesy!

A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Obama. The text on the image reads: "Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich".

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a beard, dressed in a black suit and scarf, standing on a balcony overlooking a theater. The text overlay reads, "This play fucking sucks, someone shoot me."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

ohio nugget

lol

The image is a still frame from a video that claims to show "How Obama became president". The frame shows an animated man with a dark complexion and white eyes holding a glowing ball in his hand, set against a dark blue background.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

sus

The image is a black and white picture of John F. Kennedy with text overlay that reads: "MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK. I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR."

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

A Star Wars Fan

I ASKED THE PRESIDENT TO
MAKE IT LEGAL TO MURDER FURRIES
DUDE
WTF?!

THAT ONE FURRY HATER
PEOPLE WITH
A MORAL COMPASS

✨Jassy✨

A Venn diagram with two circles overlapping. The left circle has a picture of Donald Trump and the text "BULLETS". The right circle shows Kamala Harris with the text "INTERVIEWS". The intersection of the circles says "DODGING". There is text at the bottom that says "@foramerica".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting of George Washington in a frame is on a wall. A speech bubble reads, "Jorg Washingmachine". A Roblox character stands before the image.

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

PurplePanda

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

Cosmo the Intern

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a comparison between an "IDF FOG MACHINE" and "IRANIAN PRESIDENT." On the left is an image of a fog machine in operation, producing a cloud of smoke and on the right is a picture of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

help me please im being abused

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Joe Biden looking puzzled with the quote: "Abraham Lincoln is the most racist president we've had in our history." The bottom panel shows a portrait of Woodrow Wilson with the text: "Am I a joke to you?"

Heroin Monkey

A distorted image of Donald Trump, with the text "You like trying to overthrow the government, don't you?"

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