Arcade game jokes

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

Fun game to get.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Games are fun.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.