Arcade game jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.