President jokes
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ... so Trump can't tweet it.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Community talk
Wdym about President Trump? Is he a good leader or a bad one?
Obama have dih
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more