Preference jokes
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I love autumn!
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.