Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Preference Jokes
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
I love autumn!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
