Preference jokes

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

I love autumn!

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.