Preference jokes

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

I love autumn!

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.