Preference jokes
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
What is your favorite time of day?
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Kiwi loves men.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
I'm gay because I like men.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
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