Preference jokes
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
I love autumn!
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.