Preference jokes
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Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
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I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”