Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Preference Jokes
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
