According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Pineapple goes on pizza.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
