Preference jokes
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.