Preference jokes
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Memes
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I don't think jokes are very funny.