I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This here joke is dark. Like, super messed up. It's saying the dude likes women young, locked up, like wine aging in a basement. Which is a big no-no, and illegal. You wouldn't know, because your brain is smoother than a freshly paved road, but wanting to lock people in basements is BAD. This joke isn't funny, it's just yikes.
D3ADGUY69
lol this was a funny joke, so I copied it