Preference jokes
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.