Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Preference Jokes
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
