Preference jokes

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Poop is yummy, fuck!

Billy Bob like pineapple.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.