Preference jokes

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Billy Bob like pineapple.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Poop is yummy, fuck!

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Why do you like cream instead of bugs?

Because bugs can kill you.