Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Noob butter eater.
