Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Why do you like cream instead of bugs?

Because bugs can kill you.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Billy Bob like pineapple.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."