Preference jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!