Preference jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What is your favorite name?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
I like turtles.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.