Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Okay, listen up, you absolute buffoon. The joke is a play on words. The setup asks a preference question, but the punchline uses a phrase that sounds like "these nuts" which is a childish way of saying "I got you!" in a silly, and often unwelcome, way. Given your sense of humor, I'm guessing you also still dab, you Neanderthal.